Q: What did the archer get when he hit a bullseye?
A: a very angry bull.
Q. What did the archer say when he hit a bull?
A. I got a bullseye.
Q: What did mama buffalo say when her youngest went off to college?
A: “Bison!”
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Narnia!
Narnia who?
Narnia business!!
knock knock
who’s there?
boo
boo who?
don’t need to cry it’s only a joke!!
Thanks to Sayed for this joke.
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Knock Knock.
who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
O forget it there’s no point!
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!